Ellen is thinking...: Archive

Dec 7th

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Nov 28th

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America- fuck yeah?

I’d like to start this by saying that I am not one of those crazy pro-American people who think our government can do no wrong and everybody should be exactly like us. I have the same complaints as many others about the current state of affairs in our country. However, I think some people take hating the US a little too far. Sure we have our issues, but we could be a lot worse off. We could...

Nov 27th

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Oct 18th

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11 Brilliant 'Arrested Development' Shout Outs To...

thebluthcompany: Here are 11 of the best times when “Arrested Development” makes a reference to an actor’s real life or past roles. Henry Winkler making the Fonz pose and jumping a shark. Henry Winkler playing against type as the incompetent, foul-mouthed, bi-curious family lawyer was one of the great casting coups of “Arrested Development”. Also, if any show deserved to have Winkler...

Oct 5th

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Oct 5th

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First I was afraid... →

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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SERIUOSLY REALLY AWESOME GAME. DRAW A STICKMAN →

kettlecat: caffrin25: DRAW A STICKMAN AND HELP HIM ESCAPE THE DRAGON AND STUFF. It was epic. THIS IS SO AMAZING I LOVE IT

Sep 23rd

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Sep 23rd

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Sep 23rd

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Sep 22nd

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Sep 22nd

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Sep 21st

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Sep 21st

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Sep 19th

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Sep 16th

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best line of the day.

“There’s an angry swan who has decided my front yard is a cool place to hang out” “Natalie Portman?”

Sep 16th

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Sep 16th

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“Today, “free to choose” has become “free to die.” I’m referring, as you might...”

– Paul Krugman, writing in today’s New York Times. Yeah. (via inothernews)

Sep 16th

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Sep 16th

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Sep 16th

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Sep 16th

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Aug 23rd

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Aug 23rd

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Aug 23rd

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Aug 21st

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Aug 16th

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Aug 16th

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Dear Red Cross,

Calling me incessantly about donating blood again does nothing more than make me want to never donate blood again and get taken off the calling list. Counter-productive.

Jun 27th

Do you change the way you eat around guys?

So I was in the car this morning listening to the Ladies Room, a segment on a radio show where they ask questions about being a girl and have women call in and give their opinion. Today the question was, do you change the way you eat around guys? Now I’m not perfect, I definitely do when I’m first interested in a guy. Nothing major, I just won’t order anything particularly messy...

Jun 22nd